Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
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