Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
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