Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because they’re “dramadairies”
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary!
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? O' Camel ye faithful.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
A weeping camel is known as a humpback wail.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
A camel can work all week without drinking..
A man can drink all week without working.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
A dry humper.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
When you cross a camel with a cow, you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
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