What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
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