A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
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