Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
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