What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Don't worry, bee happy!
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
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