So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
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