Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
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