What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
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