What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.