What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
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