A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.