What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.