What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
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