What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Whatever floats your goat.
I goat this.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Goat milk?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
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