Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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