Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
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