What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"You can't sip with us."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
"Adulting makes me wine."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
"Love the wine you're with."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"No wine left behind."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"You're the wine that I want."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"It's wine o'clock."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"I need to re-wine my life."
"Back that glass up."
"Sip, sip hooray."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
"Be kind, re-wine."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
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