How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
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