What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.