How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
Join us for a slice of fun.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.