When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
Why are hot dogs angry? Because they are always getting roasted.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
When do franks tell insults? At a wienie roast!
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
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