Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
One should always practice what they peach.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.