We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
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