The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
One should always practice what they peach.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
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