Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
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