Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
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