The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
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