Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
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