Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.