Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
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