I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
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