In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
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