Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
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