What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
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