I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.