The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
"Read between the wines."
"I mead more wine."
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"On cloud wine."
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
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