This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"I mead more wine."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"You can't sip with us."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"Alcohol you later."
"Adulting makes me wine."
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Sip happens."
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Be kind, re-wine."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"Time to wine down."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"You had me at merlot."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"Read between the wines."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"Partners in wine."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
You’re wine in a million.
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