Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
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