The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
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