Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
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