What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
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