I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
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