The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
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