What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
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