A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
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