What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
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