Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
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