What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
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