What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”