Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
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