What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
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