I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
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