During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
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