I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
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