Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
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