The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
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