What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
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