What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
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