What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
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