Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
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