Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
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