What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
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