What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
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