Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
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