Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
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What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Our local butcher had to go to the doctor the other day. He didn’t know what was wrong, but said that he was feeling offal.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
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