Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
What do the peanuts and walnuts have in common? They are both nuts.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? Applebee’s.
What is a walnut’s favorite Christmas play? The Nutcracker.
What do you call bacon with salt on it?
Salt and Peppa.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you call real bacon?
Genuswine
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
My daughter picked up a piece of fruit and asked, "Is this a pear?"
"No," I replied, "there is only one."
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
Walnuts are hard to crack open. It can take several mi-nuts.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
"I mead more wine."
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
I put some salt on my mobile. Now it’s a saxaphone.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.
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