Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice
This would be funny but there’s no punchline.
There’s muffin I wouldn’t do for breakfast.
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it's ajar.
Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
Bitte(r)
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What is a walnut’s favorite Christmas play? The Nutcracker.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together?
It’s good to be a pair.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and leave, it could spell disaster.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
How did Reese eat her soup? Witherspoon.
What did the peanut say right before taking an exam? “I walnut fail!”
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do lawyers snack on?
Plea-nuts.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What is the wealthiest nut ever?
“A cashooo.”
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
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