The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What kind of fruit salad is most resistant to sunburn?
The kind with extra melon in.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cows keep the udder safe.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
"What do tofu and a dildo have in common?" "They are both meat substitutes!"
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad
But there was none Romaine-ing.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
This foundation is rock salad.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
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