What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What is the correct answer to Hummus?
A cow.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
What do you call a cow that only produces almond milk? One that went nuts.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?
A six pack.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
The cash-ew.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? Pineapple.
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
I think therefore I yam.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
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